Curse

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19

*puts on safety goggles*
*calls sam a fruitcake*
*takes off safety goggles so he can see*
*shoots off sams p3nis with his awp from 300 yards away*

Salty_Sam · Feb 08, 2006, 03:21 PM // 15:21

*still chuck norris*
*from 400 yds away, roundhouse kicks doc*
*meanwhile, my massive masculine meatrod regenerates*
*doc is immediately pwned and erased from reality*
*laughs because now doc does not exist*
*gallops into the sunset again and impregnates all the women again*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:23 PM // 15:23

*turns into Mr. T.*
*sam/Chuck Norris breaks his leg on my face*
*pities Sam/Chuck Norris out of existance*
*turns back into Doc Holliday*

*takes swig of beer*

Salty_Sam · Feb 08, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26

*earth*
*fire*
*wind*
*water*
*heart*
*with All Your Powers Combined, I Am Captain Planet!!!!!!!!*
*doc Is Burned Due To Massive Amount Of Sunlight*
*proceeds To Punch Out Doc's Heart And Begins To Feast On It To Reduce Pollution Of The Planet*
*recycles Doc's Corpse By Throwing It Into The Sun*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31

*looks at his clothes and had and sees that he is not in fact sunburned*
*Lights up a cigar*
*blows smoke on Sam/Captain Planet*
*Sam becomes weak and falls to the floor from the smoke/pollution*
*swigs beer*
*dumps all cigarette trays on Sam/Captain Planet to weaken him some more*
*leaves sam on floor for other people to have fun with or for darks bear to eat him*
*sits at bar again and drinks more beer*

Omega Complex · Feb 08, 2006, 03:51 PM // 15:51

*ends current line of "bar room fight" because its becoming a bit vulgar*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega Complex

*sits calmly in corner sipping beer and playing with a stick of di-na-me-te (it must be italian) *grin*

*lights the di-na-me-te while omega isn't looking*
*grabs beer and strides out of the bar laughing*

Omega Complex · Feb 08, 2006, 03:57 PM // 15:57

*BOOM*
*bits scatter around bar*
*looks disappointed*
*soaks up ant alcheehol thats on the floor*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 04:13 PM // 16:13

*walks back into bar and laughs at omega who is slurping the alcohol off the floor in his sooty clothes from the explosion*

*orders beer*

*sits at corner table and trys to start a game of poker*
*says "any takers?"*

Knido · Feb 08, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45

*STABS DOC HOLLIDAY AND TAKES HIS MONEY*

*then pays for his funeral*

/bowhead

Omega Complex · Feb 08, 2006, 07:47 PM // 19:47

*pulls self off floor*
*resses doc*
*shoots doc again*
*drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 08, 2006, 08:36 PM // 20:36

*takes all the broken glass, gathers it up in a pile*
*slits sam's throat with a broken bottle*
*throws in pile of broken glass through new opening*
*throws done some heavy vodka and lemon down in there for the hell of it*

Doc Holliday · Feb 09, 2006, 12:03 AM // 00:03

*gets off the floor with gunshot wound to the arm*
*ties bandanna around it and shrugs it off*
*with good arm pulls revolver and shoots knidos kneecaps out*
*orders a beer and sits down next to omega*

*swig*

*punches omega in the nose*

*continues drinking*

xxSilhouette · Feb 09, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27

*comes out from a corner and giggles in my drunkeness"

"haha nobody ever notices me here!!!!"

*hides again*

chris_nin00 · Feb 09, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31

I see you everywhere Silhouette...
Everywhere...

*Disapears into the mist.*

xxSilhouette · Feb 09, 2006, 12:33 AM // 00:33

*comes back out and looks for the disappearing chris*

"hmm...well at least the one that notices me doesnt shoot at me like some of the others..."

*hides again*

Doc Holliday · Feb 09, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54

*Throws a glowing bouncyball into Silhouette's corner*

*laughs when silhouette catches it by instinct*

*swigs beer*

I pwnd U · Feb 09, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17

"OMG WHERES MY BOYS?? THIS THREAD IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY NEW PEOPLE!!" *grabs an M-16 for both hands and starts unloading on anything and everything in sight*

darkdragon99 · Feb 09, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

*brings in my 12.7mm Machine Gun and unloads all 200000000 shots i have in everyone in the bar*

Doc Holliday · Feb 09, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

*yells "Cant we all just get along" while hiding behind bar to dodge bullets from the machine guns*

*saves beer from getting destroyed*

*swig*

*looks around at all the different types of alcohol there are below and around the bar*